WRITER / COMEDIAN

Keaton Patti

Keaton is a writer and comedian living in New York City. He is performer on the UCB Harold team Some Kid and an alum of the UCB Touring Company. He has contributed writings for The New Yorker, Comedy Central, The Onion, Funny or Die, CollegeHumor and McSweeney's Quarterly and Internet Tendency, where his column Rebunking Conspiracy Theories is published.

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